Friday, 29 August 2008

It's Comic Friday!

Cyanide and Happiness, a daily webcomic
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net


Hmmm... you can't see the whole comic. But never fear, as you can just click on it and see the whole comic. It's really wholesome and comical.

Monday, 25 August 2008

GTA IV: Why So Serious?

Aeons ago, my brother purchased a little game called 'Crackdown', in which you played a "policeman" with powers, who could jump as high as a skyscraper, throw lorries around like toy lorries, and kick a man across an ocean. It was awesome fun, and we still play it to this day.

A few months ago, I purchased a far bigger and more hyped game called 'GTA IV', in which your played a "criminal" with no powers whatsoever, who could slowly run around, throw small objects at people, and punch a man fifty times with barely any impact. It wasn't nearly as much fun as I had hoped, and I haven't played it for many many days.

I'm not kidding: I find GTA IV boring. The realism has reached a point where it's no longer that fun. You want to get up a building? Find a logical and long-winded route from an undisclosed point somewhere. Want to kill a huge group of guys? Spend twenty minutes shooting over and over from behind cover (but be careful, as you'll die if you get shot more than five times). This endless dedication to immersion and realisim is commendable, but sometimes it just goes too far. GTA IV isn't a bad game. It's just one that is too mature to be enjoyable.

Of Moths And Men

"Does nobody care about the moths?"

*body trapped in automatic door*

*wind whistles*

*wig flies off*

"It's coming soon...not soon enough to care, but soon enough to take notice..."


Ah, Max will know what I'm talking about. The rest of you pandas can just skip over it.

Sunday, 24 August 2008

Would You Kindly...

...find a wrench or something? Oh yes, I'm playing through Bioshock once again, and it's still the unsettling masterpiece I remember it to be. The sheer amount of atmosphere is simply astounding, creating a constant low-level tension, and the plot is one that, although relatively simple in general terms, manages to trump any other video game storyline that I've played.

Francis is playing it as well for the first time, so he has a lot to look forward to.

Lucky badger.