The Musings of a Bear

Once upon a time there was a bear. He spent a long time musing upon a rock. However the rock did not like the bear, and so it decided to eat him. But the bear was too quick for the rock, and he threw it into a tree. Unfortunately for the bear, the rock had wings and flew back at his head. So the bear RAN.

The musings of a bear. The puzzlement of a bear. The stupidity of a bear.

The End.

by Max Larkinson.

Awesomeness.

Kung Fu Panda is as awesome as a panda doing kung fu.

So skadoosh and see it.

The Prom: An Analysis

The prom was like a disco, except with fancier clothes.

Which isn't necessarily a bad thing.

I'm tired.

Prim and Promper.

It's been on everyone's calendars for months. Tonight is the big night: the prom, and anticipation is building to fever pitch. People are hiring limos, renting out Armani suits, dressing in clothes made from softened diamond and gold. For many, it is the highlight of their summer - a glorious, glamorous cacophony of singing, dancing and...prancing...which will be remembered for years to come.

Maybe I'll comb my hair...