As the saying goes: "Two's company, but three's a crowd."
And so we look on with disgust as Francis ruins the company by setting up his own lacklustre blog to swell the already corpulent blogging sphere to dangerously obese levels. If you have contempt for your own self-esteem, you can view Francis's balance-disrupting skulduggery here. There are now three blogs to feast upon, so you no longer have any excuse to have a life beyond the internet.
Gobble gobble gobble.
Hello old friend
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I only ever seem to post things on here that relate to the fact that I
haven't blogged for a while. This is because blogging about me getting
pissed off at...
15 years ago
4 comments:
In the words of donkey:
"You cut me deep, Shrek."
"Gobble Gobble Gobble."
Mmm delicious blogs.
I was really impressed by the deep feelings and emotions you portreyed in your haiku Babelmonkey. It is very rare that I come across anyone with such insight into our modern world. I thorougly enjoyed the futility of life that it displays not only in the monkey's fate but also in its abstract structure. I would strongly recommend your blog to all members of the poetry community as a highly esteemed professor of english language at Corby unniversity. Choke a wookie.
Why thank you, Mr Ookfield.
It means a lot to me when such an esteemed professional commends my talent, especially when in possession of such a fantastic grasp of modern day phrases such as "ook" and "choke a wookie".
I'm truly honoured.
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