Prim and Promper.

It's been on everyone's calendars for months. Tonight is the big night: the prom, and anticipation is building to fever pitch. People are hiring limos, renting out Armani suits, dressing in clothes made from softened diamond and gold. For many, it is the highlight of their summer - a glorious, glamorous cacophony of singing, dancing and...prancing...which will be remembered for years to come.

Maybe I'll comb my hair...